“Toilet time” is a ritual dating back to the Stone Age…and while no one speaks much about it, it’s a known fact that most public facilities are less than satisfactory. Here are some of the worst:

1.) Starbucks (I’ve heard of strong coffee but this is more like self–induced colonics)
2.) Physicians office (there’s no better invention than a drive through window designed specially for urine samples)
3.) Public School Restrooms (it ain’t gonna be pretty…especially if they read Judy Blum books…)
4.) Any public restroom in France (it’s common knowledge that French people are stinky…plus it’s pay as you go!)
5.) Turner Field restrooms – according to AJC’s Rich Eldredge: “Even as the Atlanta Braves close in on their 14th consecutive division title, their fans have already cinched up the top spot in another competition — worst public restroom hygiene in the nation.” Learn more…
6.) Louisiana Superdome (ummmm…I’ll leave this alone…for now)
7.) Music Midtown Port-a-Potty on Sunday around 11 PM (a Petri dish of over cooked bodily waste produced by 72% Rednecks, 20% teens and 8% golf cart drivers)
8.) Radio station restrooms around 8:30 AM (morning show talent has to make a break for the bowl some time during their five-hour shift. I figure humans are wired to rid themselves of bodily waste when they wake up…usually after 6 AM and before 9 AM)
9.) Hooters Air restroom (wings, beer, horny men, small space…)
10.) Euro-Disney (again, a large percentage of the guests are from France)

ON TAP:
If you can make it out on a Saturday between the hours of 11 AM and 3 PM…The Buckhead West Village is throwing a BLOCK PARTY. Yes…that is the area where AIKO and East Andrews are located…