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qUiz fer Smart peYple
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9.05.2005
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Quiz
(if you answer all questions correctly you will receive an original turd manufactured by my 3 lb 16 oz dog, Spike <-- he eats more fiber than there is inventory at a flaxseed factory.
If you were given a ticket to attend the Grammy’s and could be ANYBODY’s date provided you either;
1.) Wear 2 used tampons as accessories (earrings, belt, cuff links) to the event
2.) Drop and do 10 push-ups every time an award recipient thanks his/her manager
Which would you do?
You meet the guy/girl of your dreams and would not be able to show any interest before you:
1.) Pass gas in front of him/her
2.) Ask if he/she would chant his/her family tree to you during the act … starting with his/her Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandmother
Which would you do?
Your child is perfekt in every way (and will ensure you a nice retirement penthouse in a resort in Boca) except for one flaw. Which flaw would you pick?
1.) Has breath comparable to the aroma of the sewage system in Paris in the 1830s
2.) Is a Mega-Slut and has had more sexual partners by age 18 than there are members of eHarmony
If you have answered all of these questions… congratulations you have won.
“C’mere Spikey…make pooh pooh for AI subscriber.”
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ON TAP:
Tonight my client, Vegas’ Guilty Boxing, is hosting a RING GIRL CONTEST for nationally televised “Pride & Glory!” at the Grand Hyatt in Buckhead from 7 – 10 PM. This event will help us pimp tickets for “Pride and Glory” which will take place on Friday, September 16 at the Gwinnett arena. It is world champion boxing and mixed martial arts ("no-holds-barred") fighting all on one card!
 Kim
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