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Why do people quote movies?
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9.20.2005
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How would you like it if I repeated everything you said? How would you like it if I repeated everything you said? How would you like it if I repeated everything you said?
I was in the presence of some 40 plus men recently who were single and desperately trying to tap some wide-eyed 20-somethings. I'm not sure if there is a correlation, but both guys were only able to communicate with my generation through random movie quotes… so weird…and so creepy.
Please enjoy this dialogue between two men OVER 40:
Dude #1: Duuuuude “I got a stage five. Virgin. Clinger.” (Wedding Crashers). We gotta blaze before she pulls out my plugs.
Dude #2: “Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it ‘cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.” (Napoleon Dynamite).
40 plus “Dude #2” bends over to grab his sugar free Red Bull and protein bar.
Dude #1: Hey is that a “Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bull’s-eye.” (Wedding Crashers). Yeah, give it to me stud because “We are in danger of flunking most heinously tomorrow.” (Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure).
Dude #2: Wanna go suit up and hit the 18+ clubs?
Dude #1: "Well, you have a sweet bike, AND you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache.” (Napoleon Dynamite).
Dude #2: YEAH, “That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age.” (Dazed And Confused)
ON TAP:
Tonight is WNDC at Twist…drink-up and nurse that hangover so you can join me at Fashionada on Sunday at Compound.
 Kim
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posted by Kim at 8:56 AM |
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