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I Got WAXED!
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10.11.2005
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(my letter to the sweet Afghanistan lady that showed me that less is more)
Dear Maria,
It was wonderful meeting you today. The spa is lovely and the scented candles are the perfect distraction to the unthinkable pain I experienced during my Brazilian waxing. I felt so…exposed, as you forced my legs apart and coated me with a glaze of hot wax …my question is: was it necessary for me to flip over and grab my knees for "part deaux" of the medieval torture treatment? Thank you so much for the "strip," as it is very symmetrical and tidy. And thank you for the hug you gave me before I left – it made me feel special. And, most of all, thanks for the good conversation, as it entertained me while I imagined each, individual hair follicle being pulled from its root. Finally, it’s now clear why your room was positioned in the "special hallway" - approximately 12 flights of stairs and inches away from the earth’s core - accented in lovely shades of shatter-proof and sound-proof glass. I walk away from this experience with a new friend (you’re now officially my "Babushka"), and a newly polished view of the youth I once had.
Loving the landscaping…
Your friend,
Kim
ON TAP:
Now that I am "prepped" for a BIG night out…it’s time to join Knuckle Up Productions and Velocity Kickboxing’s "no-holds-barred" cage matches at Cowboys this Friday night. I’ll be front and center, anxiously anticipating REHAB’s live concert following the fights. See you there! Tickets available at Ticketmaster.
 Kim
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