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I Saw Midget Porn…
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12.06.2005
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…and it was glorious! I have always been a fan of the sideshow, but I must say that a recent trip out of town changed my opinion of obscure sexual behavior! Videotaped sex alone is intriguing, BUT videotaped sex between anyone other than attractive naked specimens is downright AMAZING (even though it puts you into the “other” category along with people that talk to plants and the smelly girl from 2nd grade).
Upon my first viewing of this wonderfully weird ménage, a warm, tingly sensation overcame me, much like the feeling I get when I watch the mating specials on The Discovery Channel. The sight of a tiny Oompa-Loompa-looking man being pleasured by two young normal-sized ladies was an even better example of exploitation for entertainment than the midget wrestling at Club Uranus a few years back (yes, I was front and center). This trigger-happy ‘lil guy did his business just like the sensor pod that was ejected in the 5 ion storm that struck The Enterprise on Stargate 2945.7.
Once the doorway to this “other” category opened, I was addicted. Next on the agenda was Old People or “mature” Porn. After that, it was all about the third trimester in a wonderful montage of pregnant penetration. Shock value aside, I couldn’t help but wonder what Uncle Karl or 2nd Cousin (twice removed) Eddie did to these dirty social misfits to make them pictorially document things that are otherwise unimaginable.
I mean, I’ve had bad days, but thankfully I never went looking for love in a well-lit basement with a tube of lube and a broken spirit. I do, however, thank all of the casts and crews for exposing me to some of the most horrendously entertaining video north of Thailand…I will NEVER be the same!
ON TAP:
Friday night is Ted Turner’s annual 11th X-MAS Party, “Disco Power to Save the Planet”…so break out your platform shoes and polyester suits and join me at The Tabernacle!
 Kim
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