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(Insert Your Name Here)’s Valentine Story
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2.07.2006
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It was Valentine's Day, February 14th, the day the (adjective) girls and (adjective) guys at (name a cheesy venue) exchange cards with their co-workers. They (verb – bodily function) hearts and flowers and write funny poems. (your name) awoke early and looked over at the stack of cards ready and waiting to be given to friends, including one very special card for (name of someone you want to “do”), (your name)'s love monkey.
At work, (your name) was surprised to see that many of the other sluts were already there and every desk was piled high with Valentines. (your name) went to work right away, hurrying to leave a Valentine at each desk before the bell (verb), signaling the end of the day.
No one could open any cards until the party that afternoon. It was hard to wait! But, finally, the (plural noun) were done and the boss said, "It's time for the party!" Everyone gave out a loud cheer! As the boss served heart-shaped (name something edible) and (name something drinkable), the employees began opening their Valentines, smiling and laughing. "Thank you!" rang out over and over again as each envelope was opened.
(your name) opened Valentines but also watched (name of someone you want to “do”). Finally, (name of someone you want to “do”) read the special Valentine. A very big smile came over (name of someone you want to “do”)'s face. Then (your name) and (name of someone you want to “do”) looked at each other and burst out laughing! Want to know what the special Valentine said? Well, ok. Here it is:
Roses are red; Violets are blue.
Please fuck off
because we're through...
Signed - Your Secret Admirer
Happy Valentine's Day!
The End
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 Kim
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posted by Kim at 1:42 PM |
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