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  My Last Blog on AtlantaIllustrated.com
2.28.2006
Please hold back your tears! I am feeling a little veclempt myself, but the time has come to say goodbye. Funny story…an editor from The Zimbabwean Tribune came across my blog when searching for a new Features Editor. Said editor particularly liked my magnum opus titled “Sex With a Silverback Gorilla Beats Talking To You!” They have decided to give me a corner office with wall-to-wall windows (aka, an open air hut) and a basketball net over my trashcan. Oh…and my salary is 6 gazillion pieces of elephant poo and a boxed lunch from KFC every Friday (dark meat only). So now I am moving to Zimbabwe with only the clothes on my back, a thesaurus and hankering for bacterial diarrhea, hepatitis A, and the ever-popular typhoid vectorborne: malaria. So, I bid you adieu, or as they say, “sala kahle”!

ON TAP:
If you wanna keep reading my literary masterpieces log onto http://www.myspace.com/kimistry101pr

Kim

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