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MySpace is a Lonely Place
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2.14.2006
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I have recently been introduced to MySpace and it has provided me with some valuable insight into today’s culture. It implies two key things: that I have no friends in a network of over 55,785,831 people, and that 30 is the new 50. I thought I was embarking on my peak years, but apparently the only members in my age range are making news for luring 12 year olds into their homes to play “doctor”.
Today, I spent countless hours ignoring clients, phone calls and LUNCH to come up with a screen name with some real “oomph”. You know, something sassy and indicative of my achievements in life, but that also echoed my rebellious and youthful spirit. Sadly, I failed. As if that practice of poor time management didn’t set me back a half a year’s salary already, I also pained over my picture selection. Do I try and put up the “funny-yet-still-pretty picture” or feature the artsy “don’t look at my face” picture? Possibly, I could still live out my porn star fantasy, add an “i” to the end of my name and do the splits. Just because Black Tail magazine turned me down for a full-page spread doesn’t mean I can’t live the dream.
ON TAP:
Please, tap ME in Myspace.
 Kim
RELATED LINK: http://www.myspace.com/kimistry101pr
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posted by Kim at 4:00 PM |
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