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Another Year Gone By
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10/13/2004
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I turned 32 on Monday, and last night it hit me- I'll be 40 in 8 years. I'm really great at long division. So I decided to get a corvette and a girlfriend who is twenty years younger than I am because that's what guys are supposed to do at some point.
So if you see me driving down the street in a Honda with the word "corvette" painted on the hood and a twelve-year-old girl in the passenger seat, be sure and say hi.
I guess I'd be getting weird about getting older, but the truth is I have been blessed with a pretty kickass life, and I don't see it going anywhere but up from here. This past year in particular has been the best yet, and will only be outdone by the next. To celebrate, I thought I'd be pathetic and throw my own party. Then I decided that it wasn't pathetic enough and made it a surprise party. Check out the e-vite and leave a well wish if you want. I know that you can't make it because you are all from wild exotic places like Sri-Lanka, Greece, and Denver, but help an old fart feel loved and leave a shout out. If people no longer leave shout outs, then do whatever the kids are doing these days.
I know, this was a shorter and decidedly less funny entry than in the past, but it's my birthday. Give me a mulligan- I'm getting old. I'll be back next week with the goods. And perhaps a broken hip.
 Dusty
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posted by Dusty at 7:48 AM |
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