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  Are you a Shitheadist?
4/4/2006
You may remember Cynthia McKinney from her starring performances in "The Most Embarrassing Person Ever to Hold Public Office Except Maybe Howard Dean", "Unfounded Claims of Racism Vol. 1-349", and "From the 11th to the 4th- Gerrymandering for a Clinically Insane Voter Base".

Last week she once again impressed us all by hitting a Security officer on Capitol Hill when he stopped her from passing through a checkpoint because he didn't know who she was (and she wasn't wearing the Imperial Lapel Pin of the Congressional Bloodfeast that allows members of congress to bypass security).

My biggest issue with all of this is that a grown adult would react to anything by slapping or hitting someone. Who does that? Especially when the other person has a gun and a job to do- namely making sure that Joe Explodeypants doesn't get into the Capitol Building. What if the guard just let a bunch of people pass by and one of them had some crazy purple knockout gas with him? I'll give you one guess who would have wailed the loudest about the horrible lapses in security; her name starts with "C" and ends with "ynthiamckinney".

My next biggest problem- she thinks it is a race issue. Granted this is probably because she would have no political career if not for the word "racism", but based on what I have seen and heard I'm really going to need more proof that this isn't just more crying wolf from someone who needs attention.

Let's examine a few pieces of history from this champion of equality-

In 1996 she called Republican opponent John Mitnick a "Neo Confederate holdover from the Civil War", which was cute, but he is Jewish. She should have known that from the numerous times her father called him a "Racist Jew". This is the same Billy McKinney who lost his seat on the Georgia legislature after saying that the "Jews have bought everybody. Jews."

Good to know you come from a healthy background of racial tolerance, Cynthia. This helps the public understand that when you make a claim of racism it comes from a very honest and thoughtful place.

In any case, McKinney is said to have done something physical in response to being stopped in some way by a police officer at a security checkpoint, and if it's true, she should be charged just like anyone else would be. The reason I put the events in such vague terms is that they aren't sure if she hit him, slapped him, thumped his chest, grabbed his nuts, or threw her cell phone at him. They also aren't sure if he touched her shoulder, grabbed her arm, stood in front of her, tackled her, or yelled at her to stop.

None of the qualifiers in the preceding two sentences matter. In a pathetic attempt to make it seem important, she has escalated her description to "inappropriate touching and stopping of me...a female black congresswoman", as if the guy grabbed her by both nipples and screamed, "Hold it right there, Blackie McNegro! I can tell by the color of your skin that you are up to no good! Now go to the colored jail!"

If the cop was black, this wouldn't be a problem, right? Wrong:

As one radio show caller (and McKinney supporter, amazingly enough) eloquently stated, "It don't [sic] matter if the cop was black or white- the minute he put his hands on her, he's a white cop."

So we are colorblind until someone does something wrong, at which point that person becomes white? Holy crap I hope this guy was kidding. He went on (in the same call) to denounce racism as evil. I assume he then hung up and made himself some bullshit fondue and a cold glass of hypocrisy. She should consider going to his house and paying him not to vote for her. As far as I know, that is still legal.

So I offer my most sincere advice to Cynthia McKinney-

If a cop tells you to do something, the best choice is to do it and ask questions later. If you choose to do something else, like hit the cop, you will probably get the shit kicked out of you and go to jail, and you will deserve it. Please keep in mind that the cop doesn't give a sweet fuck what color you are or how important you say you are. There are consequences for poor decision making. In civilized society there are rules, and breaking those rules makes you "responsible for your actions". A foreign concept to you and most of your constituents, "responsibility" holds you and you alone accountable for the things you do, and it is a part of life that is not going away. The corrupt system did not hit the cop- you did.

As for your claims of racism, let's examine all of the other incidences of black congress members being accosted by security, of which there are five that I could dig up since 1993. Oh wait...ALL FIVE INVOLVE YOU. EVERY SINGLE INCIDENT OF RACISM WAS DIRECTED AT YOU AND YOU ALONE. So the whole thing started by the inappropriate touching and stopping of you, a female, black congresswoman...who happened to be named Cynthia McKinney. The race of the person consistently acting like an ass does not make a case for racism.

In fact, I'm going to give you a new cause- I'm going to coin the word "shitheadist" to define people who think negatively of shitheads. For example, I am a card-carrying shitheadist, and my shitheadism knows no barriers- ethnic, religious, or otherwise. I just don't like shitheads. If you want to make it excusable for shitheads to act like shitheads (which is really what this is about), then this is your calling. What you are doing right now under the guise of fighting racism is not helping anyone.

If you really want to do something positive for the community, stand up and admit that your reaction was uncalled for, pay the fine, and move on. Admitting responsibility and holding oneself accountable is a very integral part of being a leader. By acting as an example to others, you might accidentally gain a shred of respect, and you'll be amazed to see where that can get you.


Dusty

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posted by Dusty at 9:01 PM

33 Comments:

Aly said...
I am a total shitheadist too. Not ashamed to admit it.
Ken JP Stuczynski said...
I'm in. Do I have to register Shitheadist to vote in the primary now?
Ralph W said...
And I thought it was bad when my Representative called a former Marine a coward on the house floor, lied about endorsments from influential figures, and was recently called out when she lied about a degree she 'earned' from a University. Mean Jean Schmidt lost her title of Congresses biggest embarrassment to Cynthia McKinney when she punched a cop.
Lindsey said...
You're my hero.
AMT said...
AI allows you to let it out like this on politicians?!

YOU HAVE A COOL BOSS!!

:-)
Deborah said...
She is a lunatic. If they do anything to that cop, I think we should march on Washington. You are great. I love you. My husband & I are stepping forward as Shitheadists too. Finally, a party we can believe in.
Mr. Shithead said...
Dusty,

You hit the nail on the head - as always.

The only racist is Cynthia McKinney.
Matt. said...
Dusty for President!

Seriously though, how does America ever get anything done??? I'm not saying it's not going that way in ol' Blighty, but Christ on a Bike, security is security. Take it or get the fuck out, cos 'it' won't be there much longer.

As a Brit, I'm having trouble even getting my head round the issue.

Then again, it could have been the Netherlands...
Anonymous said...
Without (at least) the appearance of common sense/decency among our leaders, this country is dead meat.

What a shame.

Oh well, back to watching my shows on TV that promulgate such great values, and waiting for my handout from the government.
Anonymous said...
I would have thought it was a good article, if I didn't know you were a goddamn racist.

Sniffable
Anonymous said...
The funniest thing to me is the argument that she is above the law because she is a Congressman.

Think about it.

syn_ack89
Elaine wanna-be said...
Thank you! What is it with no one wanting to be held accountable? Damn, people act like they will just curl up and die if they have to say the words, "I was wrong". Don't worry, it only feels like you're gonna die.
Anonymous said...
how do you come up with words like 'explodeypants'? I'd give my left breast for that skill.
Anonymous said...
You are my friggin hero.
Anonymous said...
Are you sure that wasn't Corrine Brown?

Welcome to our pain. Corrine's district looks like a spaghetti noodle running from Jax to Orlando.

dunderfunk.
Anonymous said...
Way to go, Dusty! Couldn't have said it better if I were smart. Naha! Seriously, though.
Sean Hagen said...
If I had any money, I'd be hard at work putting up a webpage for the United Shitheadists Of North America.

I think it needs a better acronym though. "USNAs of the world, unite!" just doesn't have a groovy ring to it.
Dusty said...
Anonymous, I would give my skill for your left breast. Deal?
Anonymous said...
anyone remember when Zsa Zsa Gabor slapped a cop for stopping her to give her a ticket, she was hand cuffed and taken to jail, Gee maybe thats what should of happened here. Where do I writed to get my free shitheadist shirt? Love you Dusty !!!
another mom
Anonymous said...
The best darn blog ever! That lady is CRAZY.
Anonymous said...
I'm sending this blog episode, or whatever you call it, to everyone I know and some people I don't know. Call it shouting from the highest IP address...or something...

You rule.

-snpete
Lisa Noonan said...
*bow*

*bow*

May I be a card-carrying shitheadist?

Lisa
Nathan said...
This post has been removed by the author.
Anonymous said...
Dusty,
You're my hero. You're so dreamy.
Nathan
Anonymous said...
I just wanted to clear things up: He tackled her and she thumped him on the chest.
Chappa de la Buttless
Dusty said...
Nathan,
I am neither dreamy, nor anyone's hero. Your lies make the baby Jesus sick to his immaculate bowels.
Anonymous said...
Why doesn't common sense like this make it on the news!?
Anonymous said...
AP Story 12:22PM Today:

Rep. McKinney apologizes for scuffle with cop - After raising specter of racism, she now expresses 'sincere regret'

WASHINGTON - Rep. Cynthia McKinney, D-Ga., expressed “sincere regret” Thursday for her altercation with a Capitol police officer, and offered an apology to the House.

“There should not have been any physical contact in this incident,” McKinney said in brief remarks on the House floor. “I am sorry that this misunderstanding happened at all and I regret its escalation and I apologize.”

McKinney’s comments came after the case had been referred to a federal grand jury for possible prosecution.

= What a shitheadist!
TLee007 said...
Sounds to me like she read the blog of Your's Truly here, and decided that she was indeed a shithead, and apologized.

Dusty, looks like you should run for office. Might be an opening coming soon.
jbird said...
Fuckin' ay, dude.
kate said...
werd.
Anonymous said...
Game, set, match - Dusty.
You forgot to mention at her press conference with Harry Belefonte and Danny Glover, Ms. McKinney was sporting a hairdoo that is best described as "The Sideshow Bob."
Stiggs said...
Game, set, match - Dusty.
You forgot to mention, at her press conference with Harry Belefonte and Danny Glover, Ms. McKinney was sporting a hairdoo that could best be described as "The Sideshow Bob."

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Comments:
I am a total shitheadist too. Not ashamed to admit it.
 
I'm in. Do I have to register Shitheadist to vote in the primary now?
 
And I thought it was bad when my Representative called a former Marine a coward on the house floor, lied about endorsments from influential figures, and was recently called out when she lied about a degree she 'earned' from a University. Mean Jean Schmidt lost her title of Congresses biggest embarrassment to Cynthia McKinney when she punched a cop.
 
You're my hero.
 
AI allows you to let it out like this on politicians?!

YOU HAVE A COOL BOSS!!

:-)
 
She is a lunatic. If they do anything to that cop, I think we should march on Washington. You are great. I love you. My husband & I are stepping forward as Shitheadists too. Finally, a party we can believe in.
 
Dusty,

You hit the nail on the head - as always.

The only racist is Cynthia McKinney.
 
Dusty for President!

Seriously though, how does America ever get anything done??? I'm not saying it's not going that way in ol' Blighty, but Christ on a Bike, security is security. Take it or get the fuck out, cos 'it' won't be there much longer.

As a Brit, I'm having trouble even getting my head round the issue.

Then again, it could have been the Netherlands...
 
Without (at least) the appearance of common sense/decency among our leaders, this country is dead meat.

What a shame.

Oh well, back to watching my shows on TV that promulgate such great values, and waiting for my handout from the government.
 
I would have thought it was a good article, if I didn't know you were a goddamn racist.

Sniffable
 
The funniest thing to me is the argument that she is above the law because she is a Congressman.

Think about it.

syn_ack89
 
Thank you! What is it with no one wanting to be held accountable? Damn, people act like they will just curl up and die if they have to say the words, "I was wrong". Don't worry, it only feels like you're gonna die.
 
how do you come up with words like 'explodeypants'? I'd give my left breast for that skill.
 
You are my friggin hero.
 
Are you sure that wasn't Corrine Brown?

Welcome to our pain. Corrine's district looks like a spaghetti noodle running from Jax to Orlando.

dunderfunk.
 
Way to go, Dusty! Couldn't have said it better if I were smart. Naha! Seriously, though.
 
If I had any money, I'd be hard at work putting up a webpage for the United Shitheadists Of North America.

I think it needs a better acronym though. "USNAs of the world, unite!" just doesn't have a groovy ring to it.
 
Anonymous, I would give my skill for your left breast. Deal?
 
anyone remember when Zsa Zsa Gabor slapped a cop for stopping her to give her a ticket, she was hand cuffed and taken to jail, Gee maybe thats what should of happened here. Where do I writed to get my free shitheadist shirt? Love you Dusty !!!
another mom
 
The best darn blog ever! That lady is CRAZY.
 
I'm sending this blog episode, or whatever you call it, to everyone I know and some people I don't know. Call it shouting from the highest IP address...or something...

You rule.

-snpete
 
*bow*

*bow*

May I be a card-carrying shitheadist?

Lisa
 
This post has been removed by the author.
 
Dusty,
You're my hero. You're so dreamy.
Nathan
 
I just wanted to clear things up: He tackled her and she thumped him on the chest.
Chappa de la Buttless
 
Nathan,
I am neither dreamy, nor anyone's hero. Your lies make the baby Jesus sick to his immaculate bowels.
 
Why doesn't common sense like this make it on the news!?
 
AP Story 12:22PM Today:

Rep. McKinney apologizes for scuffle with cop - After raising specter of racism, she now expresses 'sincere regret'

WASHINGTON - Rep. Cynthia McKinney, D-Ga., expressed “sincere regret” Thursday for her altercation with a Capitol police officer, and offered an apology to the House.

“There should not have been any physical contact in this incident,” McKinney said in brief remarks on the House floor. “I am sorry that this misunderstanding happened at all and I regret its escalation and I apologize.”

McKinney’s comments came after the case had been referred to a federal grand jury for possible prosecution.

= What a shitheadist!
 
Sounds to me like she read the blog of Your's Truly here, and decided that she was indeed a shithead, and apologized.

Dusty, looks like you should run for office. Might be an opening coming soon.
 
Fuckin' ay, dude.
 
werd.
 
Game, set, match - Dusty.
You forgot to mention at her press conference with Harry Belefonte and Danny Glover, Ms. McKinney was sporting a hairdoo that is best described as "The Sideshow Bob."
 
Game, set, match - Dusty.
You forgot to mention, at her press conference with Harry Belefonte and Danny Glover, Ms. McKinney was sporting a hairdoo that could best be described as "The Sideshow Bob."
 
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