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Cruzan Dumb.
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5/16/2006
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Didja' Cry last week? You know...'cause I was gone?
I mean, it's cool if you didn't because I know you have stuff to do and whatever and you probably just came by Atlanta Illustrated and saw the notice that I was in St. Croix and thought, "Oh, I hope that asshole is having a good time. This week will be completely devoid of meaning because I depend on Salami Tsunami to fill the space in my life where laughter should go, but I have my cats..."
No?
Didn't even notice, huh?
Well, I was enjoying days filled with SPF 9000 and all of the beer my liver desired. At night it was more of an Aloe Vera gel/frozen drink kind of arrangement, but it was fun not to have to think for a week.
The Skirt and I got a room on the beach that had running water and air conditioning and everything. We took lots of pictures, but I know how boring it can be to look at other people's vacation pictures- "Here's another sunset...and here we are with the sunset...and this is where we stayed...OH! This was hilarious- this is me when I woke up- look at my hair! Heehee. This is a couple we met while we were there- he is a science teacher and she is a realtor. I forgot their names..."
I'm not going to do that. I categorized them into what history will remember as the most flawless collection of magazine concepts to have ever been...uh...conceptified.
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So that was pretty much my week last week- drinking faggoltinis and watching lizards hump. It was awesome. You should totally come with us next time.
Dusty
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15 Comments:
Glad you and the skirt enjoyed yourselves.
Cassandra
Maybe.
I agree with cassandra, "Vanilla Dorkler" was what made me expel snot from my left nostril in mirth.
Goin' to Atlanta May 24th. Will send email re: contact info. Will need alcohol to make up for father-in-law's-3rd-wife-pill-popping-vomiting-in-public antics.
dunderfunk.
Wasn't it nice to only ask, "What time is it?" in relation to Happy Hour? Sweeeeet.
GENIUS!
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