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  Cruzan Dumb.
5/16/2006
Didja' Cry last week? You know...'cause I was gone?

I mean, it's cool if you didn't because I know you have stuff to do and whatever and you probably just came by Atlanta Illustrated and saw the notice that I was in St. Croix and thought, "Oh, I hope that asshole is having a good time. This week will be completely devoid of meaning because I depend on Salami Tsunami to fill the space in my life where laughter should go, but I have my cats..."

No?

Didn't even notice, huh?

Well, I was enjoying days filled with SPF 9000 and all of the beer my liver desired. At night it was more of an Aloe Vera gel/frozen drink kind of arrangement, but it was fun not to have to think for a week.

The Skirt and I got a room on the beach that had running water and air conditioning and everything. We took lots of pictures, but I know how boring it can be to look at other people's vacation pictures- "Here's another sunset...and here we are with the sunset...and this is where we stayed...OH! This was hilarious- this is me when I woke up- look at my hair! Heehee. This is a couple we met while we were there- he is a science teacher and she is a realtor. I forgot their names..."

I'm not going to do that. I categorized them into what history will remember as the most flawless collection of magazine concepts to have ever been...uh...conceptified.

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So that was pretty much my week last week- drinking faggoltinis and watching lizards hump. It was awesome. You should totally come with us next time.

Dusty

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posted by Dusty at 2:03 PM

15 Comments:

Anonymous said...
Not having you here last week really put things into perspective for me. My life was meaningless for that period of time. I salute you for showing me my flaws once again.

Glad you and the skirt enjoyed yourselves.
Cassandra said...
"MUMUNUHHH" was funny, but "Vanilla Dorkler" was a close runner up.

Cassandra
Nahrissa said...
Best Post Ever.


Maybe.
Ralph W said...
Dusty, what the hell is wrong with your woman there? As she lies there topless (I know the string for her top is probably covered by her hair, but it is more fun to see her as being topless), she is going to fall asleep and spill her drink! Yeah, I know that the drinks are probably free and all, but you still don't do that. Does she always abuse alcohol like that?
The Caretaker said...
you totally missed a spot on your chin when you shaved on vacation.
TLee007 said...
I bet he missed that spot on purpose. He was wanting to see if anyone would notice. Luckily, someone did. Kudos.
aly said...
Neck flap thingy?? Hee hee. Great post, Dusty.
Anonymous said...
Dear Dickwad - While you were reducing your heart rate to 1-beat per minute in sun drenched St Croix, I was tearing rotten siding from the back room addition of my house. Siding that had been fastened by a person who obviously owned lots of stock in the Senco Nail Company. At 41 plus 1 day old, it took me 2 days to recover.

I agree with cassandra, "Vanilla Dorkler" was what made me expel snot from my left nostril in mirth.

Goin' to Atlanta May 24th. Will send email re: contact info. Will need alcohol to make up for father-in-law's-3rd-wife-pill-popping-vomiting-in-public antics.

dunderfunk.
fifi said...
Too many frozen frappatini's 'll develop your neck-flap-thingy nicely.
Anonymous said...
Anole beads...wow
Mishka said...
Awesome pics....love the magazine concepts. I need to do something like that with my vacation photos...haha.
Nastily said...
I just did a week in Playa del Carmen myself, and it, too, was lovely. Stop by the ole blog for pics, though they're not as creative as yours.

Wasn't it nice to only ask, "What time is it?" in relation to Happy Hour? Sweeeeet.
Anonymous said...
Thanks for covering your armpit hair. :)
Nightmare said...
Gee St. Croix? Isn't that in New Jersey?
Jack Stokes said...
I just laughed for 5 min straight!
GENIUS!

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Comments:
Not having you here last week really put things into perspective for me. My life was meaningless for that period of time. I salute you for showing me my flaws once again.

Glad you and the skirt enjoyed yourselves.
 
"MUMUNUHHH" was funny, but "Vanilla Dorkler" was a close runner up.

Cassandra
 
Best Post Ever.


Maybe.
 
Dusty, what the hell is wrong with your woman there? As she lies there topless (I know the string for her top is probably covered by her hair, but it is more fun to see her as being topless), she is going to fall asleep and spill her drink! Yeah, I know that the drinks are probably free and all, but you still don't do that. Does she always abuse alcohol like that?
 
you totally missed a spot on your chin when you shaved on vacation.
 
I bet he missed that spot on purpose. He was wanting to see if anyone would notice. Luckily, someone did. Kudos.
 
Neck flap thingy?? Hee hee. Great post, Dusty.
 
Dear Dickwad - While you were reducing your heart rate to 1-beat per minute in sun drenched St Croix, I was tearing rotten siding from the back room addition of my house. Siding that had been fastened by a person who obviously owned lots of stock in the Senco Nail Company. At 41 plus 1 day old, it took me 2 days to recover.

I agree with cassandra, "Vanilla Dorkler" was what made me expel snot from my left nostril in mirth.

Goin' to Atlanta May 24th. Will send email re: contact info. Will need alcohol to make up for father-in-law's-3rd-wife-pill-popping-vomiting-in-public antics.

dunderfunk.
 
Too many frozen frappatini's 'll develop your neck-flap-thingy nicely.
 
Anole beads...wow
 
Awesome pics....love the magazine concepts. I need to do something like that with my vacation photos...haha.
 
I just did a week in Playa del Carmen myself, and it, too, was lovely. Stop by the ole blog for pics, though they're not as creative as yours.

Wasn't it nice to only ask, "What time is it?" in relation to Happy Hour? Sweeeeet.
 
Thanks for covering your armpit hair. :)
 
Gee St. Croix? Isn't that in New Jersey?
 
I just laughed for 5 min straight!
GENIUS!
 
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