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  Is it Art?
6/7/2006
Art is what anyone wants to call art, and that is precisely why most art sucks. The most common argument to this completely solid line of logic is, "But it's a form of expressing onesself through creativity." To which I respond, "That still doesn't mean it's art. I sing my balls off in the shower to express myself creatively, but that doesn't make it something I expect people to pay for or even respect."

Art, regardless of the popular definition, is defined as creative expression executed with some degree of skill. Skill is what is most often missing in what is commonly known as art. I'm speaking mostly of visual arts, because when it comes to things like dancing and singing, it is always obvious when someone sucks at it, and people like Simon Cowell are not afraid to say so. When you call out a stupid waste of canvas painting, however, everyone acts like you just kicked a retard.

"What the hell happened here? Did a robot barf?"
"Dusty! It's FOLK ART."
"Folk art? Is "folk" the ancient Celtic word for "Shitty"? All I'm seeing is what looks like the guts of a microwave oven glued to a tire and painted green."

If you are the kind of person who doesn't like everything you are supposed to like, you know exactly what I am talking about. If you have been to any of the eleventeen festivals around Atlanta in the past six weeks, you know from whence came the inspiration for this little bit of rantology. The mere fact that no one else has done it does not art make.

Most people want to express themselves in some way. Unfortunately, only a tiny percentage of people wait until they have the skill sufficient to express themselves effectively. For instance, Monet could very easily have been another crappy impressionist, but he worked for most of his life to perfect it, and actually changed the world in some way. No one is going to remember the guy who perfected hot gluing pringles to a turd, because that is creativity without skill and the world does not need smelly chips or salty turds.

I swear I am making a point, so shut up.

Look around you at things that are not considered art in the general sense. Have you ever seen someone who can do something -anything- so well that you can't stop watching? I work with a guy who eats a hot pocket for luch every day. I have worked there almost six years and I have never seen the guy eat anything else. He cuts the hot pocket the same way every day- twice down the center lengthwise, and four times across. I bet if you weighed the pieces they wouldn't vary by more than a couple of milligrams between them. That's how good this guy is at cutting a hot pocket. He's good at other stuff too, but he could be on the wheaties box for hot pocket cutting. In a weird way, it is art. In another weird way, I am insane for even noticing.

Same with the guy I saw at the show who paints reflective surfaces in watercolor. Watercolor is a bitch in some ways, but this cat makes it sing. I stood with my nose about four inches from one of his paintings trying to decode brush strokes and figure out how he did it. He has worked for years to find his style, and only then did it become art. Before that, it was what my own work is- practice.

I have sat in the cockpit with my dad and watched him fly a plane. The guy can aviate like nothing I have ever seen. I'll make everybody on board puke with my interpretive approach style, but pops just brings it in like the control surfaces are attached directly to his brain. He also probably has a lot more missed approaches than I have had time to rack up, but it was all practice. After 40 years of flying, it is art.

Skill is what creates an artist- never the other way around; and the artist sometimes eventually starts creating art. The intermediate stuff is necessary, but should probably be kept in the garage until the artist is famous (or dead), because only then will it demand a price. When it really becomes art, you don't have to tell anybody you are an artist, either. They'll know.

Dusty

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posted by Dusty at 8:06 AM

14 Comments:

Anonymous said...
I haven't seen you write about flying in some time. I hope we get to hear more about this in the near future.

On a side note, I've seen how you put your parents on a pedestal in past entries. That's a rare thing. There are no two finer people on this earth then either of my parents - at least in my eyes. I've seen how some of my friends or co-workers have basically pushed their parents away almost as if they are no longer needed in their life. Disapointing.

Keep writing the "art".
Cassandra said...
Well said, D....now where do you think I can buy pringles hot glued to some shit for my mantle?
maelzo said...
Thank you for using your power (limited to the Atlanta area and internet geeks, yes, but power all the same) for the forces of good. At least in this case. I also enjoy it when you use said power for evil. I'm just a fan, what can I say.
Singer said...
So Dusty, you also have several talents it would seem that are borderline artwork. Firstly, and few could doubt it, your own "practise" in the fine arts department that seems to be helping with your paying-the-bills-ness, as well as your literary skills, which already have considerable reach (well at least to Australia and probably beyond). So keep up the "practise mate". I for one will be interested to see the works of art in either form you finally begin creating. The album covers were as close to art as anyone really need come too by the way.
Tracy said...
THANK YOU DUSTY!

Excuse the rampant all-caps, but oh, man, you have no idea how long I've been waiting to hear someone else say that. As a student of art history, I'm subjected at the beginning every semester to yet another self-important professor's lecture on how we're supposed to whole-heartedly (nay, eagerly!) accept a urinal mounted on a pedestal as art. Your post was a breath of fresh air for me. If ever I end up teaching art history (a definite possibility), I'll skip the lecture and just pass out copies of your rant instead.
And yes, Monet was amazing. He's one of my favorites, in fact.
Anonymous said...
Is Da Vinci's early work practice?
don't get me wrong, I totally agree with your post, but to add to the definition... where stops being practice in the case of people like Picasso.
Kathleen said...
My criteria for judging art is "Could I do it?" I remember an exhibit at the Pasadena Museum of Art (a million years ago or 20) where this one guy had painted the same face (and not overly skillfully) over and over and over and over and over using different colors every time. It sucked, but he had an entire basement devoted to the same friggin' picture (at least a hundred of the ugly things).
ChicagoJo said...
kicked a retard
robot barf
pringles to a turd

If I get fired today for getting busted spending too much time on the Internet, it's because I laughed too loudly at these three phrases. Consider "robot barf" stolen.
Anonymous said...
The art to end all art! ...

Meet me in da cluuuub
It's goin' doooown
Meet me in da maaaall
It's goin' doooown
Meet me in da cluuuub
It's goin' doooown
Either way guarantee it's goin' down!

Genious, baby! GENIOUS!!!

Now, back to our regularly programmed lack of sarcasm.
Wen said...
Amen Dusty. When I told people that I thought the "Ashes and Snow" exhibit was a craptacular monument to narcissism with a side of pseudo-spirituality thrown in to justify it, they looked at me like I had three heads. If that exhibit ever makes it to Atlanta save your $15 and buy beer instead.

Also, that guy that Kathleen was talking about? I think his name was Andy Warhol...
Ken JP Stuczynski said...
Just a note:

Monet did not create of define impressionism -- his cataracts did.

The degree to which impressionism was "elevated" was nothing more than a medical mistake. When his cataracts were at his worst, his paintings looked like someone barfed on the canvas. YEt they are on par with his "Water Lilies"?

Gah ...

Just more evidence that people mistake quality by skill and the name of the artist. Isn't it possible that even the best artist sometimes achieves just crap instad of genius?
jbird said...
Lurking at art festivals now? Looks like someone still hasn't found that non-pot-smoking, up-by-noon, "on-time" is not just a concept, I can draw "Ziggy" production assistant...
ms_lili said...
Freegin hilarious. Tom Robbins may beg to differ with you (see Skinny Legs and All), but then again Tom writing about art and artists makes for entertainment -- just like your commentary.

Hopefully you don't mind me blogging you, as well as posting in a dao yahoo group? If so, let me know and I'll delete.
Kathleen said...
No, it wasn't Andy Warhol. I know Warhol's stuff, thank you very much.

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Comments:
I haven't seen you write about flying in some time. I hope we get to hear more about this in the near future.

On a side note, I've seen how you put your parents on a pedestal in past entries. That's a rare thing. There are no two finer people on this earth then either of my parents - at least in my eyes. I've seen how some of my friends or co-workers have basically pushed their parents away almost as if they are no longer needed in their life. Disapointing.

Keep writing the "art".
 
Well said, D....now where do you think I can buy pringles hot glued to some shit for my mantle?
 
Thank you for using your power (limited to the Atlanta area and internet geeks, yes, but power all the same) for the forces of good. At least in this case. I also enjoy it when you use said power for evil. I'm just a fan, what can I say.
 
So Dusty, you also have several talents it would seem that are borderline artwork. Firstly, and few could doubt it, your own "practise" in the fine arts department that seems to be helping with your paying-the-bills-ness, as well as your literary skills, which already have considerable reach (well at least to Australia and probably beyond). So keep up the "practise mate". I for one will be interested to see the works of art in either form you finally begin creating. The album covers were as close to art as anyone really need come too by the way.
 
THANK YOU DUSTY!

Excuse the rampant all-caps, but oh, man, you have no idea how long I've been waiting to hear someone else say that. As a student of art history, I'm subjected at the beginning every semester to yet another self-important professor's lecture on how we're supposed to whole-heartedly (nay, eagerly!) accept a urinal mounted on a pedestal as art. Your post was a breath of fresh air for me. If ever I end up teaching art history (a definite possibility), I'll skip the lecture and just pass out copies of your rant instead.
And yes, Monet was amazing. He's one of my favorites, in fact.
 
Is Da Vinci's early work practice?
don't get me wrong, I totally agree with your post, but to add to the definition... where stops being practice in the case of people like Picasso.
 
My criteria for judging art is "Could I do it?" I remember an exhibit at the Pasadena Museum of Art (a million years ago or 20) where this one guy had painted the same face (and not overly skillfully) over and over and over and over and over using different colors every time. It sucked, but he had an entire basement devoted to the same friggin' picture (at least a hundred of the ugly things).
 
kicked a retard
robot barf
pringles to a turd

If I get fired today for getting busted spending too much time on the Internet, it's because I laughed too loudly at these three phrases. Consider "robot barf" stolen.
 
The art to end all art! ...

Meet me in da cluuuub
It's goin' doooown
Meet me in da maaaall
It's goin' doooown
Meet me in da cluuuub
It's goin' doooown
Either way guarantee it's goin' down!

Genious, baby! GENIOUS!!!

Now, back to our regularly programmed lack of sarcasm.
 
Amen Dusty. When I told people that I thought the "Ashes and Snow" exhibit was a craptacular monument to narcissism with a side of pseudo-spirituality thrown in to justify it, they looked at me like I had three heads. If that exhibit ever makes it to Atlanta save your $15 and buy beer instead.

Also, that guy that Kathleen was talking about? I think his name was Andy Warhol...
 
Just a note:

Monet did not create of define impressionism -- his cataracts did.

The degree to which impressionism was "elevated" was nothing more than a medical mistake. When his cataracts were at his worst, his paintings looked like someone barfed on the canvas. YEt they are on par with his "Water Lilies"?

Gah ...

Just more evidence that people mistake quality by skill and the name of the artist. Isn't it possible that even the best artist sometimes achieves just crap instad of genius?
 
Lurking at art festivals now? Looks like someone still hasn't found that non-pot-smoking, up-by-noon, "on-time" is not just a concept, I can draw "Ziggy" production assistant...
 
Freegin hilarious. Tom Robbins may beg to differ with you (see Skinny Legs and All), but then again Tom writing about art and artists makes for entertainment -- just like your commentary.

Hopefully you don't mind me blogging you, as well as posting in a dao yahoo group? If so, let me know and I'll delete.
 
No, it wasn't Andy Warhol. I know Warhol's stuff, thank you very much.
 
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