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A Couple of Lists	1/09/2007
Nothing says Merry Christmas and Happy New Year like the public hanging of a dictator. Saddam really deserved worse, so I spent some time thinking of things I'd like to see him reincarnated as- 1. Rosie O'Donnel's thong (I originally said "tampon", but that only gets used once) 2. A toothbrush 3. Condom used by a particularly hygienic farmer with a fetish for pigs 4. Cat litter 5. George Bush's thong 6. Lynndie England’s baby 7. One of 72 virgins 8. Tom Cruise's pillow (can you imagine being bitten by those weird teeth?) 9. Colostomy bag 10. All 72 virgins And finally, the resolutions. To me, resolutions are just another way to look back on the past 365 days and wonder why you suck so much. Follow my lead and you can put an end to that forever. The following are my resolutions: 1. Take a nap 2. Listen to Dokken 3. Drive somewhere 4. Lose one pound 5. Think about dinosaurs 6. Mourn the passing of Gerald Ford 7. Get diarrhea 8. Read 9. Kill a hooker and frame someone else for it 10. Make a list You'll be happy to know that it is January 9th and I have already completed every one of my goals for the year. How's your battle going? Dusty RELATED LINK:
posted by Dusty at 6:34 PM
5 Comments: Dane said... my list: 1) be the first commenter to a salami post, just once. 2) get a life and some goals that don't effing suck. one out of two ain't bad. TLee007 said... I liked that one, but I'm still waiting on the Best Of list. I know you gotta have one in the works. C'mon, there's gotta be SOMETHING you can do a best out of 10 list of. TLee007 Anonymous said... So,how was Dokken? Anonymous said... I can only hope the same fate for some our elected leaders (not the execution, the Rosie thang). Nightmare said... My list is; 1. Stop stalking and talking to people I meet on the interweb. 2. Find something to do besides clean my guns like the voices tell me. 3. Look for love in all the RIGHT places. 4. Stop humping my dirty socks. So far I'm 3 outa 4. A brutha needs a little help.... +Post a Comment << MOST RECENT BLOG

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my list:

1) be the first commenter to a salami post, just once.

2) get a life and some goals that don't effing suck.

one out of two ain't bad.

# posted by Dane : 8:45 PM

I liked that one, but I'm still waiting on the Best Of list. I know you gotta have one in the works. C'mon, there's gotta be SOMETHING you can do a best out of 10 list of.

TLee007

# posted by TLee007 : 3:24 AM

So,how was Dokken?

# posted by Anonymous : 9:19 AM

I can only hope the same fate for some our elected leaders (not the execution, the Rosie thang).

# posted by Anonymous : 10:19 PM

My list is;
1. Stop stalking and talking to people I meet on the interweb.
2. Find something to do besides clean my guns like the voices tell me.
3. Look for love in all the RIGHT places.
4. Stop humping my dirty socks.

So far I'm 3 outa 4.

A brutha needs a little help....

# posted by Nightmare : 10:39 AM

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