65' Custom Built Motor yacht, staterooms, GPS navigation, twin supercharged diesels, etc. = $ 2.5 million

Crane and Rigging complete with faulty turnbuckle = $2,500 per hour

Champagne and Strawberries, dockside, for the excited "soon to be owners" = $250.00

Watching your dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by two corporate representatives just prior to "inking" the final paperwork........ Priceless.

(Note hapless man on the stern, holding on for dear life.)